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Date Posted: 15/08/2019
Category: English
Due Date: 15/08/2019
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A little bit of fun this week to wrap up the course. Hermit crab essays! To get an understanding of what a hermit crab essay is, read about them here -- https://catapult.co/stories/body-wash?fbclid=IwAR2OjC0o5pCmH8Er9HAZAqqUVWbqrjWkZhe8gydlcXT4XfN5HItATQoaLhk here -- https://themillions.com/2018/06/essays-strange-forms.html and here -- https://brevitymag.com/craft-essays/the-shared-space/ 2) Look at some examples of hermit crab essays at the following links – https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/today-well-be-working-outside OR https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/lets-go-around-the-room-and-introduce-ourselves-for-introverts OR https://brevitymag.com/current-issue/about-listicles/ 3) Try writing a hermit crab essay. It may be on any topic you choose. Be creative in your approach. This is a chance to try humor writing. Post your work as a pdf in HERMIT CRAB ESSAY.
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  • like this commnet When I first started reading the essays posted, I was dreading this assignment. I had a hard time finding a topic and I had to change it a couple times. After I started to write, it became fun and enjoyable. I think I like reading this particular type of essay more than I enjoy writing it. I preferred the different perspective essay over this one, but I still had a good time writing it. I hope you enjoy reading it!
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